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Quote #13814

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you get invited to your first orgy, don’t just show up nude. That’s...
Sigmund Freud

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No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend...
Henry Louis Mencken

Quote #15623

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The only cure for contempt is countercontempt.
Blaine Lee

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The leader who exercises power with honor will work from the inside out, starting...
George Santayana

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The brute necessity of believing something so long as life lasts does not justify...
Logan Pearsall Smith

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I cannot forgive my friends for dying I do not find these vanishing acts...
Eva Young

Quote #19321

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To think too long about doing a thing often becomes its undoing.
Saint Jerome

Quote #14518

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When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
R. E. Phillips

Quote #16372

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It is all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if...
Sir Winston Leonard Spenser Churchill

Quote #11920

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman’s speech is that making a profit is...
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