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What we obtain too cheap we esteem too little it is dearness only that...
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
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An attempt is already underway to revise history-to leave the impression that the former...
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The two most powerful warriors are patience and time.
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Celebrity was a long time in coming it will go away. Everything goes away.
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It can’t be Nature, for it is not sense.
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America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn’t afraid of...
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I have always thought it would be a blessing if each person could be...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
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Remember, always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others...