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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We...
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If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d still be in prison. It went a...
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It is easier to stay out than get out.
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God could cause us considerable embarrassment by revealing all the secrets of nature to...
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For they are yet ear-kissing arguments.
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There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities.
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There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of...
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Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has...
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I think there probably should be a rule that if you’re talking about how...
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