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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13756

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To me, there’s no better symbol for the world than a grasshopper lying dead...
G. K. Chesterton

Quote #7707

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.
Willie Nelson

Quote #16009

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you’ll start having positive results.
Danish proverb

Quote #7195

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Woe to the house where the hen crows and the rooster is still.
Samuel Palmer

Quote #16213

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
William Shakespeare

Quote #5364

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I met a fool i’ the forest, A motley fool.
Nikita Khrushchev

Quote #14817

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where...
Phyllis Diller

Quote #20071

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose...
Leo Durocher

Quote #12728

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Nice guys finish last.
Samuel Johnson

Quote #7907

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be...
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