Quote #13379
If I could drop dead right now, I’d be the happiest man alive.
Quote #12265
I have no plans, and no plans to plan.
Quote #16714
Epigrams succeed where epics fail.
Quote #21605
Absence, with all its pains, is, by this charming moment, wiped away.
Quote #17809
The moral immune system of this country has been weakened and attacked, and the...
Quote #15757
Marriage is like vitamins we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.
Quote #13842
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #12676
Restriction of free thought and free speech is the most dangerous of all subversions....
Quote #7840
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
Quote #15495
The brown bag, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef...