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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13888

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to...
Danish proverb

Quote #7179

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If three people say you are an ass, put on a bridle.
Niels Henrik David Bohr

Quote #10996

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
Booth Tarkington

Quote #21672

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one...
Benjamin Franklin

Quote #3869

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It isn’t what you know that counts, it’s what you think of in time.
Frederick Douglas

Quote #3834

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppose.
Margaret Millar

Quote #20914

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.
Richard Milhous Nixon

Quote #7226

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It’s a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you...
Evan Esar

Quote #12868

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Hanna Holborn Gray

Quote #13475

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
There was a perception that life here was-I won’t say gray, that’s hard for...
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