Quote #15721
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Quote #16277
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make...
Quote #21494
Vigorous writing is concise.
Quote #13008
No two people see the external world in exactly the same way. To every...
Quote #12701
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid It...
Quote #15678
When life is kicking others in the teeth, Become a dentist.
Quote #12643
If you’re hanging around with nothing to do and the zoo is closed, come...
Quote #12457
Crime is the soul of lust. What would pleasure be if it were not...
Quote #21648
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #15731
Life’s a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest.