Quote #12922
No man is a failure who is enjoying life.
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I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
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He would come in and say he changed his mind — which was a...
Quote #13882
One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with...
Quote #15983
Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is...
Quote #8051
When angry, count ten before you speak if very angry, an hundred.
Quote #15223
Men are slower to recognize blessings than misfortunes.
Quote #20736
Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.
Quote #16710
Hold a true friend with both hands.
Quote #6649
Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning.