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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Whenever I need to get away,” I just get away in my mind. I...
Ambrose Bierce

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Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
George Gordon

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And if I laugh at any mortal thing, This that I may not weep.
F. E. Smedley

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All’s fair in love and war.
Pietro Aretino

Quote #10183

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I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate...
Paul Pearsall

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We come to feel as we behave.
Alan Marshall Beck

Quote #10609

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A little girl can be sweeter (and badder) oftener than anyone else in the...
Bill Maher

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During the Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn’t have time...
Nikita Khrushchev

Quote #14819

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If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a...
James Barrie

Quote #2229

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You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by. Yes, but...
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