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Some people weave burlap into the fabric of our lives, and some weave gold...
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I have been driven many times to my knees by the overwhelming conviction that...
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What a cunning mixture of sentiment, pity, tenderness, irony surrounds adolescence, what knowing watchfulness...
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Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they...
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If you have love in your life it can make up for a great...
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Reasonable people adapt themselves to the world. Unreasonable people attempt to adapt the world...
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If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing.
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Good writers define reality bad ones merely restate it. A good writer turns fact...