Quote #20950
The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
Quote #1022
We hand folks over to God’s mercy, and show none ourselves.
Quote #13643
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone’s neck, and...
Quote #5127
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not...
Quote #17245
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Quote #2711
The power of hiding ourselves from one another is mercifully given, for men are...
Quote #13703
Too bad there’s not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you’d probably...
Quote #16604
The big thieves hang the little ones.
Quote #13406
We are not abandoning our convictions, our philosophy or traditions, nor do we urge...
Quote #16650
Truth is the safest lie.