Quote #2762
I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.
Quote #3433
The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All...
Quote #10937
Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
Quote #13764
If you ever go temporarily insane, don’t shoot somebody, like a lot of people...
Quote #695
Tis the good reader that makes the good book.
Quote #8764
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.
Quote #20218
He who seizes the right moment is the right man.
Quote #12554
If I can stop one heart from breaking, If I can ease one pain,...
Quote #8660
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
Quote #20270
One never goes so far as when one doesn’t know where one is going.