Quote #18117
Math was always my bad subject. I couldn’t convince my teachers that many of...
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How strange is the lot of us mortals Each of us is here for...
Quote #16909
Lying is done with words and also with silence.
Quote #14332
Be a fountain, not a drain.
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This is Chris-in-the-Morning with the weather and time–24 hours later than it was yesterday...
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Quote #1487
Every woman knows all about everything.
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The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #13779
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be...