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The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
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Life is not an exact science, it is an art.
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Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
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One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity,...
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Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...
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Reverend Brown Girl, you look so good, someone ought to put you on a...
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No man is happy without a delusion of some kind. Delusions are as necessary...
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Do not trust your memory it is a net full of holes the most...
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It is possible to own too much. A man with one watch knows what...
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The art of living is more like that of wrestling than of dancing the...