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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13695

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and your friends are all...
Aeschylus

Quote #9913

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny.
Margaret Cho

Quote #19996

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.
Alexander Pope

Quote #4989

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A man should never be ashamed to own he has been wrong, which is...
Robert Byrne

Quote #5220

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Lawrence Peter Berra

Quote #10735

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Havelock Ellis

Quote #20114

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Rita Rudner

Quote #17153

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Anais Nin

Quote #155

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to...
Anthony D'Angelo

Quote #5208

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you have a vision, do something with it.
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