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California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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If a man writes a book, let him set down only what he knows....
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Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be...
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Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
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I’ve learned that although it’s hard to admit it, I’m secretly glad my parents...
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Mathematicians are like Frenchmen whatever you say to them they translate into their own...
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Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion.
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When the satisfaction or security of another person becomes as important to one as...
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Hardware the parts of a computer that can be kicked.
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The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does...