Quote #21771
There’s nothing sooner dry than women’s tears.
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...
Quote #11932
An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.
Quote #1676
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessaries.
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To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle,...
Quote #20387
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Quote #14710
Heal another’s heart and in the process you will heal your own.
Quote #8433
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be...
Quote #15818
Before borrowing money from a friend it’s best to decide which you need most.