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If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger.
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There is no friend like an old friend who has shared our morning days,...
Quote #15818
Before borrowing money from a friend it’s best to decide which you need most.
Quote #13665
I think a good gift for the president would be a chocolate revolver. And...
Quote #18717
I can’t complain, but sometimes I still do.
Quote #21416
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my...
Quote #3487
University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
Quote #16021
Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a...
Quote #7752
Forgiveness breaks the chain of causality because he who forgives you — out of...
Quote #12149
You become a champion by fighting one more round. When things are tough, you...