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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red...
Franklin D. Roosevelt

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang...
Robert Burton

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Hence it is clear how much more cruel the pen is than the sword.
Homer

Quote #7343

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The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.
Elbert Hubbard

Quote #7102

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Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little...
Voltaire

Quote #6760

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Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.
Pressbox Maxim

Quote #8905

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Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Robert Hutchins

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The most distressing aspect of the world into which you are going is its...
Irving Berlin

Quote #19649

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The toughest thing about success is that you’ve got to keep on being a...
Margaret Bonnano

Quote #11077

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
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