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Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus’s-flytrap. The flytrap can bite and...
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Absurdity, n. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.
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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
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You can’t make war in the Middle East without Egypt and you can’t make...
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Where is the justice of political power if it executes the murderer and jails...
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Good friends are good for your health.
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Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
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The strictest law often causes the most serious wrong.
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If you think you can do a thing or think you can’t do a...