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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13905

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I could be a bird, I think I’d be a penguin, because then...
Edward Abbey

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One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity,...
Johnny Carson

Quote #11643

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Only lie about the future.
Germain G. Glidden

Quote #13348

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The older I grow, the more I listen to people who don’t talk much.
Thomas Wolfe

Quote #5577

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You have reached the pinnacle of success as soon as you become uninterested in...
Charles Dickens

Quote #2501

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But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas time, when it...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #563

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Life is a progress, and not a station.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Quote #8572

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Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough.
Don Hays

Quote #877

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Emotions are your worst enemy in the stock market.
Robert A. Heinlein

Quote #9004

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Always listen to experts. They’ll tell you what can’t be done and why. Then...
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