Quote #15730
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Quote #21250
Spring is when life’s alive in everything.
Quote #4286
We look before and after, And pine for what is not Our sincerest laughter...
Quote #15721
Misery loves company, but company does not reciprocate.
Quote #17595
Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you
Quote #7398
One boy is more trouble that a dozen girls.
Quote #5005
There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why…...
Quote #9879
There is a courage of happiness as well as a courage of sorrow.
Quote #15056
Brains, you know, are suspect in the Republican Party.
Quote #19468
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.