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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13858

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The other day I got out my can opener and was opening a can...
Janis Joplin

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Don’t compromise yourself. You are all you’ve got.
Anon.

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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
Arthur Guiterman

Quote #13539

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Active minds that think and study, Like swift brooks are seldom muddy.
Rabbi David Wolpe

Quote #19216

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One of the things that makes God different from people is that God is...
Joseph Heller

Quote #14086

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The enemy is anybody who’s going to get you killed, no matter which side...
Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf

Quote #8951

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I believe that forgiving them is God’s function. Our job is simply to arrange...
Danish proverb

Quote #7168

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic...
Shirley Mount Hufstedler

Quote #14337

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I’m bilingual. I speak English and I speak educationese.
Laertius Diogenes

Quote #12609

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
It takes a wise man to discover a wise man.
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