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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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I don’t think God put me on this planet to judge others. I think...
Alan Greenspan

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I know that you think you know what I said. But I’m not sure...
Samuel Johnson

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An intellectual improvement arises from leisure.
Oliver Wendell Holmes

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It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of...
William Shakespeare

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God bless thee and put meekness in thy mind, love, charity, obedience, and true...
Thornton

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Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of...
Dennis Miller

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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
William Connor Magee

Quote #15377

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The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything.
Ben Bova

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Feeding the starving poor only increases their number.
John Gay

Quote #13275

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife’s...
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