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I’m disappointed, but I’m not going to run around like Dennis Rodman and head-butt...
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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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Success without honor is an unseasoned dish it will satisfy your hunger, but it...
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
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Everything is a dangerous drug except reality, which is unendurable.
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Be kind – Remember every one you meet is fighting a battle – everybody’s...
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It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at...
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One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to...
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As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain...