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E.L. Think about it Josh, you’re in college. The window of opportunity to drink...
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You don’t get anything clean without getting something else dirty.
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Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. You should talk to my...
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Nothing succeeds like success.
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Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm...
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Solitude is the playfield of Satan.
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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with...
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Threats don’t work with the person who’s got nothing to lose.
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I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
Quote #5595
The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge and the dissemination of truth.