Quote #8854
It is pleasant at times to play the madman.
Quote #20829
You couldn’t even prove the White House staff sane beyond a reasonable doubt.
Quote #13567
Man talking confidently about God is like a toy talking confidently about man.
Quote #932
Be slow to fall into friendship but when thou art in, continue firm and...
Quote #9332
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Quote #3823
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #19246
If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
Quote #11021
If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it.
Quote #7812
Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends...
Quote #21096
Drink nothing without seeing it sign nothing without reading it.