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Don’t set your wit against a child.
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Dangerous is wrath concealed. Hatred proclaimed doth lose its chance of wreaking vengeance.
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It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has...
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Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog fewer when pursued by...