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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13813

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to...
Homer

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
For rarely are sons similar to their fathers most are worse, and a few...
Walter Cronkite

Quote #12236

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
In seeking truth you have to get both sides of a story.
Albert Camus

Quote #6959

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
You are forgiven for your happiness and your successes only if you generously consent...
Aesop

Quote #5472

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Destroy the seed of evil, or it will grow up to your ruin.
Claude Louis Hector de Villars

Quote #18569

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
God save me from my friends. I can protect myself from my enemies.
Taisen Deshimaru

Quote #12523

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To receive everything, one must open one’s hands and give.
Laurie Anderson

Quote #19497

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now…only much, much better
Terry Cohen

Quote #12035

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Harold Bloom

Quote #10976

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I realized early on that the academy and the literary world alike-and I don’t...
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