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A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
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If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
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The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
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When you say you are in love with humanity, you are well satisfied with...
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It isn’t what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.
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The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older...
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I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who...
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Half our standards come from our first masters, and the other half from our...