Quote #2178
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.
Quote #9791
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be...
Quote #13622
Playing dead not only comes in handy when face to face with a bear,...
Quote #13054
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time, and it...
Quote #12994
It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard-drinking people. You can hold your...
Quote #21176
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #21659
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
Quote #10519
Laughter is the closest thing to the grace of God.
Quote #16951
It is not what we get. But who we become, what we contribute…that gives...
Quote #7190
Walk till the blood appears on the cheek, but not the sweat on the...