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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

Quote #13909

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming...
La Rochefoucauld

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How can we expect another to keep our secret, if we cannot keep it...
Donald Kendall

Quote #14740

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The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.
Hubert Humphrey

Quote #122

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In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the...
Bob Hope

Quote #14283

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Anita Roddick

Quote #14893

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you think you’re too small to have an impact, try going to bed...
Kin Hubbard

Quote #7584

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Lawrence Peter Berra

Quote #10743

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I never said most of the things I said.
Robert Anthony

Quote #6440

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If you are not leaning, no one will let you down.
Barry Neil Kaufman

Quote #14677

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
To a talkative woman Madam, don’t you have any unexpressed thoughts
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