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I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the...
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that...
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There’s nothing sooner dry than women’s tears.
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to...
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We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring...
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I was eleven, then I was sixteen. Though no honors came my way, those...
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Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool...
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What the mass media offers is not popular art, but entertainment which is intended...
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I hate women because they always know where things are.
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I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the...