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Tomorrow night I appear for the first time before a Boston audience of 4000...
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Pride would be a lot easier to swallow if it didn’t taste so bad.
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Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is...
Quote #7494
The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...
Quote #3119
It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just...
Quote #18903
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #7720
The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing.
Quote #21772
A law is something which must have a moral basis, so that there is...
Quote #10016
Television is a new medium. It’s called a medium because nothing is well-done.
Quote #14102
The man who gives up accomplishes nothing and is only a hindrance. The man...