Quote #7772
I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the last one left.
Quote #13384
I read part of it all the way through.
Quote #12896
I am only one, But still I am one. I cannot do everything, But...
Quote #7694
Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
Quote #21352
In early childhood you may lay the foundation of poverty or riches, industry or...
Quote #18151
Why is it that, as we grow older, we are so relunctant to change...
Quote #11131
The mind has a thousand eyes. And the heart but one Yet the life...
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #18918
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #18828
It matters not whether you win or lose what matters is whether I win...