Quote #11441
A lot of advertisers lined up to throw money at this stuff because they...
Quote #11642
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
Quote #13860
I’m telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF Is anyone...
Quote #5545
A well written life is almost as rare as a well spent one.
Quote #17480
It is always wise, as it is also fair, to test a man by...
Quote #3039
If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Quote #6837
As I was going up the stairI met a man who wasn’t thereHe wasn’t...
Quote #21161
Let no one be willing to speak ill of the absent.
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #14419
I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life...