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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
The tiger can’t change his spots. No, wait, he did Good for him
John Varley

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Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
Thorstein Veblen

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Invention is the mother of necessity.
Ezra Bowen

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If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.
Polish Proverb

Quote #16726

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Words must be weighed, not counted.
Will Rogers

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Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
Abraham Lincoln

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It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself...
Irish Proverb

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Twenty years a child twenty years running wild twenty years a mature man-and after...
Coming to America

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Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then...
William Shakespeare

Quote #5331

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore, So do our minutes hasten...
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