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You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell...
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Potatoes are to food what sensible shoes are to fashion.
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Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will.
Quote #12090
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
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Comedy is tragedy plus time.
Quote #9806
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
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Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
Quote #19521
Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, the frogs do not die in...
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A painter told me that nobody could draw a tree without in some sort...
Quote #19085
Only the winners decide what were war crimes.