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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it’s...
Johann von Goethe

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Death is Nature’s expert advice to get plenty of Life.
Abraham Lincoln

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People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing...
Geoffrey Neighor

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ONE WHO WAITS There are those who believe that time is a wheel turning...
George Carlin

Quote #19946

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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne

Quote #15782

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How many things which served us yesterday as articles of faith, are fables for...
Ivon Petrovich Pavlov

Quote #16289

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Gradualness, gradualness, and gradualness. From the very beginning of your work, school yourself to...
Robert Anson Heinlein

Quote #14078

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Everything is theoretically impossible, until it is done. One could write a history of...
Andrew Schneider

Quote #21530

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It’s no accident that the church and the graveyard stand side by side. The...
Henny Youngman

Quote #19330

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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