Quote #9798
Funny how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly...
Quote #15835
Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.
Quote #20606
Gratitude is born in hearts that take time to count up past mercies.
Quote #13751
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
Quote #19370
Life is too short to spend your precious time trying to convince a person...
Quote #10735
You should always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise, they won’t come to yours.
Quote #4999
Each time a person stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the...
Quote #2818
The timeless in you is aware of life’s timelessness and knows that yesterday is...
Quote #13774
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Quote #7916
A man of genius has been seldom ruined but by himself.