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To the man who only has a hammer in the toolkit, every problem looks...
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We desire nothing so much as what we ought not to have.
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Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #16022
The world is content with setting right the surface of things.
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When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take...
Quote #6600
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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The imagination of a boy is healthy, and the mature imagination of a man...
Quote #10861
Pray To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of...
Quote #15483
Profits are like breathing. You have to have them. But who would stay alive...
Quote #10463
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...