Quote #7780
Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution and it is always...
Quote #7576
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
Quote #1437
Not snow, no, nor rain, nor heat, nor night keeps them from accomplishing their...
Quote #1997
I won’t take my religion from any man who never works except with his...
Quote #5624
And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you...
Quote #9786
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I...
Quote #11360
For the rest of my life I’m going to trust that God is always...
Quote #16478
Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls,...
Quote #13149
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all,...