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A correct answer is like an affectionate kiss.
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I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe...
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to...
Quote #19122
Funny is an attitude.
Quote #9834
There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a living...
Quote #16276
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
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Rusty Shane, you’ve got three pairs. You can’t have six cards You can’t have...
Quote #13507
Books won’t stay banned. They won’t burn. Ideas won’t go to jail. In the...
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #17345
The people and circumstances around me do not MAKE me what I am, they...