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It is possible to love your friends, your competitors, and even your enemies. It...
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I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold...
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A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...
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One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up...
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The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
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Not life, but good life, is to be chiefly valued.
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The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until...
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It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the...
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Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.