Quote #11705
If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.
Quote #11090
Don’t talk unless you can improve the silence.
Quote #2784
Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into...
Quote #14951
This is New York, and there’s no law against being annoying.
Quote #6528
The young are generally full of revolt, and are often pretty revolting about it.
Quote #13877
If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
Quote #13584
I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
Quote #18801
Character is doing the right thing when nobody’s looking. There are too many people...
Quote #959
Common sense is in spite of, not the result of, education.
Quote #11492
Surely a tired woman on her way to work at six in the morning...