Quote #2680
There’s a very fine line between a groove and a rut a fine line...
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If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think...
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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
Quote #3251
Crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.
Quote #15117
When you choose the lesser of two evils, always remember that it is still...
Quote #1715
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
Quote #5163
One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his...
Quote #13289
Crimes of which a people is ashamed constitute its real history. The same is...
Quote #6324
Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls...
Quote #11388
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.