Quote #13918
I guess one of the funniest memories of my grandfather was the time I...
Quote #8564
There is nothing so disagreeable, that a patient mind cannot find some solace for...
Quote #12233
I am a firm believer of reading the horoscopes. I read all twelve, pick...
Quote #8166
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #748
Love looks through a telescope envy, through a microscope.
Quote #12132
Congress is functioning the way the Founding Fathers intended-not very well. They understood that...
Quote #11949
Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the...
Quote #20045
Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.
Quote #6164
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #8225
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if...