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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts

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Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then...
Charles Franklin Kettering

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You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more...
Henry Adams

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There is no such thing as an underestimate of average intelligence.
Sir Walter Scott

Quote #2395

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O many a shaft, at random sent, Finds mark the archer little meant And...
Anonymous

Quote #19451

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If you really do put a small value upon yourself, rest assured that the...
Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quote #531

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Money often costs too much.
Jerry Coleman

Quote #12078

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I sure hope you’re staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

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What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say.
Rose Cherin

Quote #19984

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Heirlooms we don’t have in our family. But stories we’ve got.
Margaret Cho

Quote #19999

Author admin Date November 1, 2013
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins...
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