Quote #2361
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
Quote #183
The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.
Quote #13906
Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
Quote #1679
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
Quote #16215
The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...
Quote #5172
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Quote #4694
I gave up on new poetry myself thirty years ago, when most of it...
Quote #9006
The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Quote #12701
How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid It...
Quote #10835
He who ignores discipline despises himself, but whoever heeds correction gains understanding.