Quote #13781
Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The...
Quote #15841
Pride would be a lot easier to swallow if it didn’t taste so bad.
Quote #17580
With what you don’t know about me, I could just about fill the Grand...
Quote #16298
If you choose not to decide — you still have made a choice
Quote #15090
You have to be deviant if you’re going to do anything new.
Quote #2029
A mob is the scum that rises upmost when the nation boils.
Quote #467
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #11347
Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #4684
Always when I see a man fond of praise I always think it is...
Quote #4819
We seem but to linger in manhood to tell the dreams of our childhood,...